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my husband. MINE.

my husband. MINE.

my favorite outfit, ever.

my favorite outfit, ever.

cottoncandydreamss-taya: I love you.

cottoncandydreamss-taya:

I love you.

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gaga news.

  • Lindsey: Oh my gosh, jack.. guess what!
  • Jack: what??!
  • Lindsey: Lady gaga is engaged!
  • Jack: to who?!
  • Lindsey: The night!
  • Jack: ...
  • Lindsey: because ya know, the song "Marry The Night" ;)
  • Jack: How do you have friends?

  • Police: May I see your license?
  • Driver: (Gives Police Officer license)
  • Teenager in passenger seat: I'm texting my friends, and they say hi.

hi. It’s me. Marcell the shell.

To: Ugly girl

  • Girl: So whats up?
  • Boy: Texting the girl I love.
  • Girl: Awww!
  • Boy: Nevermind, she just went to bed. Now I'm texting you.
  • Girl: -.-